Intimidating women quotes
We've been there too, girl—and we've got the perfect remedy for your blues.Enter: the classic inspirational quote to get you back in the game.Here, bite-size pieces of motivation from a slew of our favorite women.Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live! -- Groucho Marx Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Dave Barry The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. Wright Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
~ Tom Stoppard The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.Lucille Ball Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - Ogden Nash -The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses**To a Twin from a Twin Happy (50th), twin of mine I wish you fondest love, I do By the way and by coincidence It's my (50th) birthday too**Having been through PMT and HRTYou deserve an OBE and a Ph DWhile you're very old, you're not RIPBut you're overdue for an MOTAnd I don't need ESPIndeed, any B can clearly see You're a (60) year old wrinkle-ly Congrats, you're now an OAPBut hey, with a posh frock and a bit of slapyou can be dead pretty....a pensioner Happy Birthday ( Mildrid )Jon Bratton c 2005**So many candles So little cake Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses(Apart fom it taking 4 hours to painstakingly makeby an incredibly skilled and talentedcraftsperson...)The only thing special about this card.. You just want cash Happy Birthday You're now a teen…without the cash!Is the person holding it Happy Birthday**For a new teenager Start being very awkward Refuse to eat your greens Turn your room into a trash pile (Council Tip)It's the law, you've reached your teens Throw several tantrums daily Become a right stroppy toad You've got no choice you must obey The Teenage Behaviour Code It's said you'll get all grumpy And spend too long in bed Say "it's not fair" an awful lot In your teenage years ahead But these can be exciting times Energetic, full of beans Don't rush to be an adult Take your time, enjoy your teens A very happy 13th birthday Jon Bratton © 2007**Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Of all the days to celebrate, This one out shines the rest, Here's hoping that your 13th Is your happiest and best Welcome to your teens.** Some people want presents, Some want a birthday bash. I'm sooo mean**Enjoy your birthday, Darling Indeed, I'll see that you do This comes with love (and a promise)From your wife..best friend too**May all your birthday dreams come true..especially the tall, dark, dishy ones Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Feeling old?At least you're still on the right side of the grass. Jon Bratton c 2006**Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Now you've turned forty, I should be able to change you, like a banknote, for two twenties Happy Big Four-O Day**Brothers (Sisters) like you are hard to find There are so many pubs....(shoe shops) ..could be in any one of them!
Happy birthday.keep gardening ** You're old enough to sleep by yourself and young enough not to want to have to.**Happy Birthday Old Buddy Are you like me a bit? Happy Bro-Day(Happy Sis-Day) Verse submitted by Peejay Adapted from a commercial card(Not recommended for use on cards that you sell) **Yesterday, you were (five)Just a kid, a kitten, a pup But today, you're (six) years old You're soooo growed up Jon Bratton c 2005**Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser... Happy 40th Birthday Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this year but......she's happy to know you're halfway there! Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Count your life by smiles, not tears. Happy Birthday Poems Quotes Verses Don't regret growing old...is a privilege...denied many...!